Tuesday, February 26, 2013

You Might Be In...

I went home this past week! It was only for two days, but still. So I decided to put together a list of "You Might Be In Texas If..." Enjoy!

You Might be in Texas If...
  1. A tumbleweed blows across the field full of frolicking baby cows
  2. The patch of water in which you can see the grass growing from the bottom is called a lake
  3. The dry ditch has a bridge over it and is labeled "creek" in hopes that someday there will be water in it
  4. The sun is shining through the pouring rain
  5. The sun is shining and it's 30 degrees with gale force winds
  6. The sun is shining and it's 50 degrees
  7. 4-6 happened in 24 hours
  8. There are more people on your college tour wearing cowboy boots than all other shoes combined
  9. You're disappointed you didn't bring yours
  10. The boy who holds the door open says "You're welcome ma'am, y'all have a nice day"-every time.
  11. Pictures of Texas on random signs do not look stupid
  12. The radio station host switches from English to Spanish without a second thought
  13. You know more about the person standing next to you on your college tour than you do about your next door neighbor in New York
  14. The "authentic Mexican food" sign is not lying
  15. And last, you might be from Texas if your first thought upon seeing the flat, brown, dry land is "God made this gorgeous state for me." <3
We also went to Michigan on this trip and thought we'd share a little Michigan humor with y'all today.
You Might be from Michigan If...
  1. Everyone is related
  2. Everyone knows you
  3. If the they doesn't know you they know your brother
  4. If they don't know your brother they know your cousin
  5. They probably are your cousin

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